athletic skeleton

When does a skeleton laugh? When something tickles his funny bone.
Why don't skeletons like parties? They have no body to dance with.
Who won the skeleton beauty contest? No body
What do skeletons say before they begin dining? Bone appetit !
Why should a skeleton drink 10 glasses of milk a day? It's good for the bones
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts.
What is a young skeleton? A skeleteen
What do skeletons like to eat? Ribs
Which skeleton is a famous comedian from yesteryear? Red Skeleton
What do you call the skeleton leader? The skele-king
Who is the most glamorous female skeleton? The skele-queen
What is the skeleton's rapid tranist system called? The Skullway
What do you call a stupid skeleton? A numbskull
What is a skeleton's favorite insult? The word 'Bonehead'
How does a skeleton get into his house? With a skeleton key
What do you call a baby skeleton? A skeletot
What do skeletons have nightmares of? Dogs
Why didn't the female ghost like the skeleton guy? She had skeletiophobia
What forms of major education do skeletons attend? High Skull and Skullege
What did the skeleton get for killing a ghost? 2000 Bone-us points